Rock-n-Roll Baby!

Scene:  Jake and his friend, Nickolas, are discussing "cool" bands...

Trev: (Running into where mom is) Hey, Mom, quick, do you know of any bands other than Kiss or Aerosmith?

Mom:  Why are you asking?

Trev:  Because Jake and Nick are talking about bands and I want to know some more.

Mom:  What kind?  Rock and roll?

Trev:  Yeah, yeah, rock and roll.

Mom:  Okay, how about Bon Jovi, Def Leppard, Van Halen?

Trev:  (Running out of the room)  YES!  Hey, guys, do you know Will Smith?

P.S.A.

Scene:  Trevor, just having an upper arch appliance put in and having some difficulty talking and eating...

Mom:  Hey, Jake, you've had this thing before.  Any words of wisdom or advice for your brother?

Jake:  Umm.  Uh.  Stay in school?

Deep Thinker

Mom:  Hey, Trev, what do you want for breakfast?

Trev:  Toast and tolerance.